Christmas Is Killing Me
Christ
Mas is killin me and everyone is so happy
Christ
Mas is killin me this year
I don't mean to bring you down
You're all dolled up and out 'bout town
I just don't have that Christmas spirit
I hate the songs don't wanna hear it
And everywhere you go's an auto-tuned version of "Ho, Ho, Ho"
And "Jingle Bells" and the street smells like piss not candy canes
Christ
Mas is killin me and everyone is so happy said Christ
Mas is killin me this year
I don't wanna be a Grinch
Been feelin like him ever since I wrote that note to Santa Claus and he didn't give me what I want
For everyone to get along
Peace on Earth but he got it wrong
He bought me stuff off Amazon I hate this time of year
Said Christ
Mas is killin me and everyone is so happy said Christ
Mas is killin me this year
All the kids are staying up all night (Up all night up all night)
All the kids just want their toys (All their brand new shiny toys)
All the parents gougin out their eyes (Ow)
They just wanna stop the noise
Christ
Mas is killin me and everyone is so happy and Christ
Mas is killin me
No my name is not Cindy
Christ
Mas is killin me this year
Someone stop Mariah Carey Christ
Mas is killin me this year
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