All American Girl
To be that good it must be taxin there's no such thing as satisfaction
You're makin things happen while I'm relaxin like on Sunday afternoon
My dad used to tell me I was lazy
I got dance moves like Patrick Swayze
I'm the left over turkey for the world's mayonnaise and the star next to the moon
Now I know I'm just here to amuse you
And I don't mean to abuse you
But if I could just use you one time
Tell me what it's like to be the queen of it all
The Neiman Marcus of the mall
And tell me what its like to be the one and only all American girl
Now I never had a supernatural feelin
Not to mention a sexual healin
But every now and then I get to the kneelin to thank Him for it all
But you probably got some inside connection
So many numbers that you gotta rolodex them so much muscle that you never gotta flex them to catch you when you fall
Now I know I'm just here to amuse you
And I don't mean to confuse you
But if I could just use you one more time
Tell me what it's like to be the house on the hill
The number one diet pill
And tell me what its like to be the one and only all American girl
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Don't my kisses please you baby
Don't I treat you right
Don't I love you good enough baby
All night
Well now I bet you won't
And I bet you don't
And I bet you never will
But that's alright with me baby
'Cause ya better stay you better stay now
Well now I bet you won't I bet you don't
And I bet you never will
'Cause I'm still gonna hold ya still gonna told ya now
Well I bet you won't say ya get crazy
Or that you don't shave your legs when you're lazy
Or that you're just like everybody else in the world
Ya just got lucky that's all
Now I know you're not here to amuse me
Ya sure know how to confuse me
So if I could just ask you once again
To tell me what it's like to be a star on the rise
A breakfast cereal prize
And tell me what its like to be the one and only all American girl
The all American girl
The all amazing crazy girl
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