50 Ways To Say Goodbye

My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I'll take the high road like I should
You said, "It's meant to be
That it's not you it's me,"
You're leavin now for my own good
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement
Mixer full of quicksand help me help me
I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me help me
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Some day I'll find a love like yours (A love like yours)
She'll think I'm Superman
Not super minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got
Run over by a crappy purple Scion help me help me
I'm no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me help me
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died


Ah ahhh ahhhhhhhh
Ah ahhhhh ahhhhhh
Ah ahhh

I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dyin to
Loveā€¦ but you don't want to
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement
Mixer full of quicksand help me help me
I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me help me
I'm all out of lies
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got
Run over by a crappy purple Scion help me help me
I'm no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me help me
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

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